LOL I can't with this god damn machine at my job.

So on Saturday I told you guys how the stairmaster at the gym I work at was in the process of breaking yet again. This stupid thing is always broken, and FINALLY it was working again for a few months. On Saturday a member came up to me and was like how it's jamming on the 7th or 8th step.

Today I come into work to cover a shift and I start lol-ing like crazy, because I sit at the desk and look at the diary to see the note "the stairmaster is now completely jammed."

So amazeballs. My boss comes to the back and tells me that some dude who's like 300 lbs of muscle keeps breaking it and it's driving him crazy because he doesn't know how to tell the guy he's just too heavy for the machine. I told my boss perhaps we should just remove the stairmaster and instead put some stationary stairs in that spot for people to just walk up and down. He agreed that might be the best course of action at this point.

Fucking stairmaster. Lol.

ETA - It's not necessarily that the dude is too heavy for the stairmaster, it's that he apparently just does not know how to use it properly. Apparently he just STOMPS hella hard on the damn thing, and since he's a big guy, it keeps getting jammed.

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