God I fucking hate these things. I didn't grow up in tornado alley but I live here now. Give me a blizzard or a hurricane any day, just NO FUCKING TORNADOS! If I hear sirens I am going to freak the fuck out. My roommates think I'm weird because I can't even handle a tornado watch, let alone warnings. Well, eff you, you grew up with this shit. Also you should pay attention a little more or else WE'LL ALL DIE! We rent and there's no storm shelter here, just a bathroom and a bike helmet. FUCK THIS SHIT!

Well the weather man is telling me that there has only been a "weak" tornado touchdown so far. That makes me feel a lot better, thanks weather dude. NOT.