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Funny Pick Up Lines

It was a cold day and I was riding down the escalator to the Subway. Since I was going underground, it was quite windy as well. It was right after work and I still had my work clothing on. I was wearing a black a-line dress with a black cardigan and a black pea coat. When I reached the bottom, some random man said “Whoa so beautiful, you remind me of Batman”. I don’t think that is what he meant to come out by the look on his face.

What is the oddest pick up line you have ever gotten?


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