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Funny things your SO says/does

We haven't had one of these threads in at least a few days and I know I can use a giggle.

Nobody has ever made me laugh harder than Mr GV. He has a huge vocabulary and a gift for both hyperbole and understatement. We occasionally misunderstand something the other has said. This happened last night (I don't even remember what I was yammering about).


Me: And, oh my god, it totally blew.

Him (looking confused): . . .

Him (still confused): . . . Oh, blew goats. Not the color blue.

A few weeks ago:

Me: I reject your argument on the grounds that you're full of shit.

Him: I can't really dispute that (as he's walking out into the bathroom).

What do the people in your life do or say that puts you in stitches?

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