Tomorrow’s Thanksgiving Day here in the US, where we celebrate our part in the genocide of the western hemisphere’s original inhabitants. It’s marked with plenty of intrafamilial tension, arguing, and - of course - drinking. And football. Now granted, mine will be pretty smooth. I actually imagine that most holiday gatherings will be, but the screaming wheels get all the internet grease. Anyway, yeah. This is the biggest bar night of the year in most of the US, so watch out for the cops if you’re going out tonight. They’re running a trap 2 miles west of here as I speak.