So, I just got home from work, and I am so over due to take out my trash. I just don't like to do it because I have to walk into the back alley and it's creepy. Anyhow, today I walked out, dumped my trash off and started to walk back to my apartment. Something decided to run over my foot though (rat? small cat, dunno). So, I did what any rational person would do, I stood there and grabbed my ass.