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Mookie: “She’s gone and never coming back. I think I’ll see what’s in the garbage.”


Walligator: “No, Mook. She gonna come back someday & be mad. BUT WHAT IF YOU IZ RIGHT????”

Mookie: “She ain’t comin’ back, Wally. Get yer head on straight!”

Wally: “OHHHH, NOOOO!!!!”

Mookie: “Here, Shwallace. Here. I share this chicken skin wif you. But not the rest of the chicken from in the garbage.”


Wally: “I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE’S NOT COMING HOME EVER AGAIN!!! i love chicken skins, brother Mookie....

Mookie: “Fanks, Wally. I didn’t destroy the kitchen garbage for nothin’.”

Beagle Burrito: “You guys are a pair. A pair of whats, I don’t know. Pass the garbage chicken to me.”


The End~

(except for my unexpected 20 minute garbage clean~up )

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