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Hey there, cool kids, check out this sweet new game I found. Its called GeoGuessr, the game that lets you pretend you woke up on the side of the road with no memory of how you got there and you have to guess where in the world you are. Its fun!

Here lets play together.


Okay, lets look for clues. Looks temperate here but very verdant. Those ducks don't look crazy exotic or anything. Shit, I guess ducks pretty much look the same everywhere. Water quality looks kinda murky... I'll guess New England!

POLAND FUCK. I always forget about Poland.

Never mind, we will do better next time, we just need to focus better and look for more clues.


Okay, first thing I notice is the white lines on the center of the highway. That's weird, right? This would be a great clue if I have ever seen that before. Also, the cars are driving on the wrong side of the road so it must not be in the United States. How about the UK!?


South Africa!? That one wasn't very fair. How am I supposed to tell its Africa if there are no giraffes?


Anyway, you get the idea. The game is super fun even if you are an idiot like me. Can you beat my score of 5031?

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