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George Zimmerman's gym smells an opportunity!

So, this is happening:

So much anger to address.

1) "the Trayvon Martin incident". No, it was, "George Zimmerman shooting an unarmed Trayvon Martin."


2) I can't say blatant attempts to profit from tragedy are ever surprising, and I can't guarantee this money-grab wouldn't happen if George Zimmerman had murdered a white kid, but I know it would be a national outrage.

3) If we're to accept George Zimmerman's ridiculous account as the truth, his story is that a 158-pound minor was beating his ass so badly that he had to SHOOT HIM. Not exactly a ringing endorsement for your services.

Here's Kokopelli's website (complete with Zimmerman package request form), Facebook page and Twitter.

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