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On more than one online (OK, and real life too) occasion, I have been chatting with intent and someone has popped in to tell me and the other person to get a room. That is such validation. If my flirting, banter, innuendo, smutty talk make people roll their eyes without my having said anything strictly explicit, then I have done quality work. I will wittily tease men, women, children, the elderly, pets, and babies.


Also, I miss serving coffee because I could flirt so hard and make money and find dates as a dividend. Now, I teach college and I can't play the coquette with students.

You have my promise that I will happily tease any of you, if you come correct.

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