You know what's just as annoying as having people bug you to get married when you have no interest in it? People bugging me to get married when I'm semi-actively putting myself out there on the dating scene.

Like I'm trying, and I can't much help it that I don't get asked out, or that dude disappears before we ever get on a date. Like, yes, I'm a loser, that's okay, I've accepted it, but for the love of all things all, stop. bugging. me.