Welcome To The Bitchery
Welcome To The Bitchery

True story: one summer little MissJenkins (age 11) had a massive crush on a boy in her apartment building. Having recently seen the musical Beehive and being something of a free spirit she decided she would win him by performing a unique, choreographed living room rendition of this song. He decided she was weird and still gave her an odd look when they met again by chance years later on a college campus.


The moral: Some guys don't get it and you should make sure they aren't the ones voting for your rights.

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