My daughter's birthday sleepover is tonight. For once, we're actually ready ahead of time. So kiddo is trying to occupy herself before everyone gets here. Behold the Birthbay Chakelist:

Allow me to transcribe:

Bloons

Happy Birthday Sine

Party Splise

Cake

Stremers

My room clean

Mom's bath

Heleam bloons

Move

Party mustashis

Frinds hear

We're still waiting for the cake (my sister is bringing it), I just picked up the heleam bloons, obviously her frinds aren't here yet. Not sure why we need to move. Kiddo just clarified- that would be movie, not move. Please send liquor.

ETA: My sister and I drank vodka and hung with the girls. Ended up being just one girl, cause the other punked out. We made masks, ate pizza, played with a Spirograph (her present from her friend), watched Muppets Most Wanted, and we're watching a show now. Ridiculous amounts of fun. They will provably not go to sleep right away, but that's ok. I don't mind them giggling into the night.