BF: (to the tune of George Cohen's Over There)
Over Here, Over There
I will poop over there
The pee will flow over here
Yes I will Poop Over There,
I will Pee Over Here
Me: That is horrible, do you want to be sued like the singer of Blurred Lines?
GF: BF is a musical artist. Its better then that Bath song.
Me: Bobby Darin's Splish Splash I Was Taking A Bath is ok pretty bad. My mother loves it though.
BF: That song is scary.
GF: If Casey Kasem was still alive he would put it at number one. BF is an artist like Prince.
Me: Lets see what he can do to Purple Rain.
BF: Being an artist makes me hungry I need a snack. Its hard to create powerful music for the masses. Purple Rain? Um Yellow Rain.
Me: You are not an artist. God ignore my suggestion. Don't mangle Prince.