To the tune of Papa Don't Preach
BF: Papa Don't Eat
I Want To Eat Your Plate
Papa Don't Drink
I Want to Drink Your Hotcoco
Papa Don't Eat
I Want to Lick Your Pla Ate.
I Am The Only One
Me: You just mangled completely one of the best Madonna songs ever. Also its "I am Not The Only One"
GF: That makes sense I want to eat some of his food too.
BF: Stay cool daddio I have improved a classic
Me: No, no you didn't. Also who says daddio? This isn't the 50s and 60s.
BF: I heard it said on that glass screen by a skinny guy where he and his friends eat and drink from coconuts.
Me: That show is almost 50 years old.
GF: Thats crazy talk I just saw him yesterday.
BF: I feel like coconut milk.
GF: Me too. Too much food talk.