BF: Daddy she got in my way I was trying to cover my poops.
Me: She was not in the way you missed the poops entirely.
BF: The wind took the dry grass then.
Me: Ah no. Your aim just stinks.
GF: I just shook the dry grass off. All clean.
ME: Why do you try to cover your poops you know I take a bag, pick them up and throw them out.
BF: To cover the smell from people who turn into wolves. I saw one on that screen that shows people and pictures.
Me: TV? That's make believe werewolves do not exist.
GF: Father my boyfriend is right I saw it with my own eyes. If its not real then does our God the sun not exist and shine heat and life on us? Do you not exist Daddy I see you. I am scared. Can I have a snack.
BF: I am scared and confused. Snack will help.
Me: Yes fine werewolves exist but they live in tv land and are tiny like the other folks who live in tv land.
GF: That makes sense. Not afraid any more.
BF: Totally makes sense now snack time.