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GF: Father you look so fashionable

Me: Huh? What?

BF: Your short pants the light blue and white stripes merge well with that food. Smells good.


Me: Oh I spilled some McDs Oreo Frappe on them.

Mom: Change your shorts now and hand them to me before they stain.

GF: You could bring that fashion to QVC and outdo that Isaac Mizrahi (sp?).

BF: You should hand those shorts to me to lick. Your mommy will just wash them she doesn’t appreciate lickable clothes.


GF: You mean hand those shorts to us.

BF: I said us.

Me; Ah no. Also she would not be happy if I gave you my shorts. I would.

Mom: Go and change now before the stain cannot come out.


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