GF: Father’s mother does not understand tasty foods should be left alone.
BF: Let’s remind the readers of last time.
GF: Good idea
GF: This time it was Ho Hos though they did not have crusty chocolate on top.
Me: Why am I typing this you two cannot eat chocolate.
BF: it was horrible and fiendish to do that to Hohos.
GF: Father went upstairs to the bathroom. Why humans does not use nature to go is a mystery none can fathom.
BF: His mommy. This is sending chills down to my tail.
GF: She split the Hohos down the center.
BF: It will give readers nightmares.
GF: She scooped out the white frosting in the center.
BF: She thought nothing of it.
GF: She casually, without a morsel of guilt, told father what she did.
BF: Daddy, poor daddy, took a butchered Hoho put it in a bowl and put a large spoonful of eggnog ice cream on top of the poor butchered hoho , large sspoonful of chocolate pudding on top of that, then topped it with Cool Whip.
GF: Nothing better then licking fingers with Cool Whip on them.