My human male Father was watching the glass with moving images (TV) why do people spend grass paper (money) on smelly stuff (perfume). People are dumb, do what I do for my bf who hasn't humped me in years, roll in grass sometimes there will be dog/bird pee/poop on it. BF prefers me smelling squirrel. Of course Father never lets me roll much, he pulls me up when I start. His Mother I can get away with it, sometimes. Why don't people roll on the ground to smell nice?