Me: Well they will quickly grow back and your curls were dirt and mud collectors.

GF: Of course it accumulated smells and I loved au de mudette and poopette. Instead the strange lady put this smelly stuff (shampoo).

Me: I guess smelling bad is better. Ugh

BF: Daddy she did smell better before, sexy smell. I melt when she has eu de poopette on. But you always stop her from rolling in anything.

GF: Father even human women wear pee. They call it eu de toilette.

Me: Thats not what you think it is .

GF: Stupid father. Now we want a snack.