Guess what I just did, y'all!? I just faxed the signed, final copy of my separation agreement to the mediation firm. Which means it's all official and stuff. W00t! One more step closer to being really and truly single and free (well, as free as it is possible to be of someone with whom you share children) of the Separated Asshole. Am I lonely? Yes. But I'm not lonely for HIM.

So let's dance, people! Here's the soundtrack:

Love sucks, love is stupid, love makes us do stupid things and act like idiots. Love is not like it seems in the movies. Lloyd Dobler will never stand outside my window with his boombox, damn him. And let's be honest: I'd probably call the cops on him, anyway.

Give me your love is stupid gifs!