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It's that time of year, isn't it?

Gotta find the perfect gift for all those special people in our lives.

For me, of course, one of those special people is my probation officer. We've been close for years and years, as they say.

But what in the world do I get this very special probation officer for Christmas?

Here's what I've brainstormed so far:

(1) Rolling papers

(2) A DVD collection of Breaking Bad

(3) Timothy Leary's Collected Works

(4) A giftcard to Chipotle

(5) Hemp jewelry

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Do any of those seem right? Appropriate? Sentimentally moving?

Penny for your thoughts, Groupthinkers!

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