These are my thoughts as I watch Gilmore Girls while procrastinating studying for my econometrics midterm:
1. Dear lord, I did not remember Paris being such a bitch. I remembered that she was crazy, but like lovably crazy. So far she's just been so unnecessarily mean and unpleasant.
2. Max making terrible coffee is further proof that he couldn't hold a candle to Luke in the dating Lorelai category.
3. Alexis Bledel is a terrible actress.
4. What is with the TV trope of super skinny female characters being obsessed with junk food and pigging out all the time. I know that's not how you got that body!