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Gimme your best Donut puns!

I'm going to officially ask my sisters to be my bridesmaids with delicious donuts from our favorite specialty shop (today's donut listing: Apple cider, maple bacon bourbon, strawberry cobbler, chocolate praline, and all the classics), but I need a punny saying to go with them!

My best one so far is just "Donut make plans for May 17th; I need you to be my bridesmaid!" I can't make "donut hole" work in a non-pervy way. :P


I feel like GT can do better. Let your punny flag fly, guys.

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