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Greatest Hit: feather~down mittens for Mother~in~Law for Christmas. Arthritis afflicting my tiny other Mother~Mom made me give her a bigger size than she’s used to. Fits!

Best Grievance: Go on; Gimmee another fucking $3 candle...

Me & Klammy discuss giving early in the season. I make & buy all of the gifts. The best part of Christmas is our family dinner that we cook once a month anyway. CHRISTMAS TACO NIGHT, our favorite night :)


I give good, thoughtful gifts and get my feeling hurt every year. I’d rather receive nothing. It really is the thought that counts :)

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