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Giveaway time!

I've been meaning to do a giveaway for a while, but some repeat items in a second Hot Topic mystery bag have given me the extra push I needed! Medusa and Napsauce get first pick because they've been crazy generous to me, but after they pick (if they like anything) I'll decide how many winners they'll be. So here's what you can win!

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These Adventure Time items come together as one prize. There's a Marceline necklace, Finn patch and Jake eyeshadow.

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Excuse the sideways and blurry pictures. My phone takes better pics than my camera, and I am no photographer. This here, is a well-loved but awesome Beastie Boys shirt from Delia's size XL. It's a little faded, but I would say in decent condition.

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This is a dress from Target, size XL but very tight and very short (I'm a 14/16 and 5'4") so I would say best for between sizes 10 and 14

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This is a super cute grey bodycon skirt from Forever 21 (back when their plus sizes were faith 21). It's a 1X and in super good condition. I'd say sizes 12-16 would work, I just get too self

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Excuse the incredibly shitty picture. My phone insisted on flashing on this dress for some reason I do not know. It's a Converse One Star dress in size XL. It snaps all the way down which is super fun. It looks purple and blue, but it's purple and black.

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This is the About The Artist dress from Modcloth. It's a 2X, but it is most definitely not a true 2X, more like an XL. I would say it could fit a large busted 10, a 12 or a 14 if you're not too busty. I'm a 14 and I can't button it over my boobs unfortunately.

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This is a Mata Traders dress, I'm not sure of the size, but it would fit a 12 or a small busted 14. How I ever got it on, I have no idea.

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Finally, this lovely owl sweater. It's a size L. I bought it off of a girl on tumblr who it was too small for and it ended up being small for me. I could get it on, but I couldn't move my arms. The arms are very small, so if you have guns, I would not suggest it!

So there are the prizes, but what do you have to do to win them? Since I am not a rich woman, I am asking a little more. I want a short (very short) story about Spike or a fun drawing (photoshopping his pictures or doing shitty MS paint things count! They just have to be cute/funny). So yeah I guess submit things in the comments and we'll go from there!

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