I'm seeing double-posts. I was (briefly) assigned someone else's identity. I'm getting error messages in error (the posts are totally going through, why do you lie to me, Kinja, why?!).

Somewhere, I suspect there's a Programmer sweating bullets, putting out one fire after another, maybe their job is on the line and here we all are, piling on. Well, mostly me, I guess. So I want to take this moment to say, "Hey, Anonymous person dealing with this craziness, remember this: we are a snarky bunch. We'll deal. Hell, maybe we'll get some work done. And, no matter what you fix today, it will be updated within another two months, anyway."