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Going to brave Whole Foods

Because dammit I want dill pickles at Christmas and they don't really sell them at normal grocery stores. I'm a bit afraid, because last time I went in that hell hole was last year's Thanksgiving to get provisions, and the American checkout girl went on some rant to me about how "Canadian Thanksgiving" (or as we call it...Thanksgiving) isn't REAL Thanksgiving and those stupid Canadians should celebrate the REAL holiday. The American holiday. Because Canada is really just an extra state (even though it's larger than the entire USA). Pray for me, friends. If I end up arrested, you'll know why.


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