Award show viewing is only as good as the food your are eating. Mr. Buttcheeks and I will be eating a variety of homemade pizzas: Prosciutto and mushroom, tomato with mozzarella and arugula, Alsatian (thinly sliced potatoes, caramelized onions and bacon), and mozzarella and figs with balsamic drizzle. Fuck yeah balsamic drizzle.

I'll probably throw a salad in there too, just to cut through all the cheese. And wine.

And then I will eat my signature popcorn (slathered in butter and topped with a packet of Kraft Dinner powdered cheese).

What are you all eating tonight for your viewing of pleasantly drunk celebrities?