Good morning, guys. I'm running off a consecutive 10-day nightmare streak, and I can't even be bothered to remember how many AM cigarettes or emergency songs I've busted out to manage this crap.

That said, I'm sure you all are having wonderful, happy mornings and are excited by both consciousness and the bright prospects of another wonderful day.

If you are, please do not tell me. I love you all, but don't rub it in. Eff.

Other people who are having terrible mornings: what have you done to manage the morning-hate?