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Good morning and Happy Monday?

Yeah, why not. I found my iPod this morning, so no matter what, it's going to be a good day.

My Brownies are having their end-of-year party and awards ceremony tonight and we are all so excited! Well, except for the part where it's at my house and I am running around de-cluttering like a madwoman before the cleaners get here.


That's the one thing my MIL and I agreed on - you have to clean before the cleaners come.

Anyway, our troop didn't go camping this year because the camp dates coincided with everyone's First Communions (except WeePiglet, who is approaching her bat mitzvah a lot faster than I'd like), so we're going to take a bunch of the money we raised and take them to a water park thingie overnight instead. Because we do it fancy up in here.


Most of that $$ is down to GroupThink and your insatiable lust for Girl Scout cookies, so thank you guys, so much, so very much!

We haven't told the girls yet but I'm sure there will be girly shrieking up and down the Eastern Seaboard when we do. After all, we got them a limo for the Daddy/Daughter Princess Dance thingy in January and there was so much joyful screaming that the neighbors filed a noise complaint. Heh.

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