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Illustration for article titled Good morning from Fat Cat. Un-photoshopped.

I'm rushing back to babysitting today after getting back from Christmas Future in Montana. I'm also emotionally recovering from my Ghost of Christmas Future set-back. Also feverishly finishing my gift swap presents. Honestly, being around this goofy fat-ass cat makes me feel better (when he's not waking me up at 4 in the morning by puking). He's so unadulterated... himself. He knows he's the shit and he's going to do whatever the fuck he wants (including peeing over the edge of the GIANT litter box onto the floor... twice).


He does this every time I eat cereal. Like I have said, he's part dog. Hope everyone is having one hell of a Wednesday (in a good way). Woof and Wine at Jameson Loves Danger tonight for any Chicago folks.

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