Pretty much this:
This is why I love you, GT. So very, very much.
For breakfast, Kinja ate my first version of this post. Who knows where it's at now! Maybe the aliens on Mars in a parallel universe got it delivered to them and are going "WTF, Earthlings in the Ceti Dimension are so not funny UGH".
Anyway, drop me a "HEY/Hi/'sup/howdy!" if you're out there right now and let me know what you're up to this fine Monday morning.