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Good News! Governor Corbett waited until National Vodka day to say this!

Now, instead of being the equivalent of marrying two twelve year olds, gay marriage is like marrying your brother or sister! OR it's like just go fuck yourself, Corbett! The interviewer's reaction is pretty great, though.

In the words of Jay Z: "Dig a hole. Bury yourself."

Bloody Mary time, guys! Hopefully I'll get drunk enough to ask my brother to marry me and that will be so cool!


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