Hey, kids, remember Dean Chambers? You know the guy from "Unskewed Polls" who told us Mitt was going to win a whole bunch of states that Mitt was never going to win? The manly man who told us not to trust Nate Silver because he was so effeminate and homo-like? Well, he's figured out Benghazi. Spoiler Alert! It involves Obama, cocaine and gluttonous gay sex*!!!!

*(according to his friend, Justine)

I just can't quit you, crazy right-wing nutters!