Thirsty. I am SOO thirsty. And I have watched enough sci-fi to know what that means. I have been infected by an alien parasite bent on world domination. I would like to take this opportunity to say that I am sorry for the havoc my earthly shell will soon be wreaking. Because, let's face it, soon I'm not going to care. I'm going to be too busy with the rampaging and running amok. If I happen to kill any of your loved ones, just know that it wasn't really me; it was the parasite.