I just got back from seeing a colleague who recently had a kid. And, wow, was I told a lot.

I mean, I've read sex education books, I've seen that video at the Science Museum, and am damn near 30. I thought I knew what the fuck happened.

Nope.

Her husband started squirming (more than I did!) and she snapped and told him that she was telling me the truth because women don't usually talk to each other about things and she didn't want me to go into anything blind.

So, raise your glasses and give your fellow Groupthinkers your best life advice.

I'll go first:

Carry tissues with you at all times. Seriously. ALL TIMES.