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Gov. Rick Perry Finally Makes Texans Happy by Announcing He Won't Run Again

Current Texas Governor and Republican Merkin Rick Perry has announced that he will not seek the governorship next year. He has been governor since since December 2000 (after George W. Bush left to become president and Texas' worst export) and is currently the longest-serving governor in Texas history.

He has not expressly stated or denied a future White House run though, so our loss will hopefully not be your gain, non-Texans!

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