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Great Moments in Not Being Pregnant

That moment when your period is about a week late and the only person you've slept with in the last month is someone you've recently broken up with due to their total inappropriateness as a long-term partner...

...and because you're not expecting it, you bleed right through your pantyhose in the middle of the day at your conservative office job and have to ask the mean receptionist if she has a tampon...


...and you still don't fucking care because you're just glad there's still a vacancy in your uterus.

Yup. Happy Friday, everyone. Here ends your weekly allotted TMI from SleepyJean.

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