I call my cat "The PoopMaster General" or "Tiny Kitty Muffin" or the "Poopsmith" or "My furry little Jello Mold" or "My furry kitty tummy kitty" or "Ambassador Fluffy McFluffs." Today I gave her a new nickname "Princess Kittington the First."

I think she's judging me. Fuck you kitty.

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