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Guy is particularly toxic tonight. I don’t know what he was munching on out in the yard, but my eyes are watering. Cats have left the room. I’m afraid to light a candle and I’d go to bed but he is sure to follow and stink up another floor.

I think I’ll try the old Beano-in-a-cheeseball trick before we all die from global warming. Maybe I’ll even win a Nobel prize!


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