I'll just come right out and admit it: I've gone rogue.

I've been MIA for a few days because I had a meat attack. Oh GAWD, how I wish I was kidding. I broke down and had some delicious, delicious chicken thighs for a meal a week ago and it's screwed with me ever since. I was in so much pain Wednesday night that not only did I not sleep AT ALL, but I had to go to the doctor today because I was having trouble breathing or even moving because of the pain. Took an X-ray and, surprise surprise, my entire digestive system is completely fucked and backed up and gassy because my body just straight up cannot digest the stuff.

I mean, I had cut out meat about a year ago, suspecting that meat was the cause of my gastrointestinal woes, but was always a little bit dubious because I could still have some sushi and cooked fish every once in awhile. Now I have definitive, xray proof. That's weird and...vindicating.

However...no more steak. Ever. No more pastrami sandwiches. No more pork belly. No delicious fried chicken. :(

So I'm cheering myself up with a few things - from this picture, can you guess what they are?

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