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That's me right now. Not even sorry. Totally home drunk right now. I have had an entire bottle of red zin by then name of "Sledgehammer" and had two glasses of allegedly sparklingly wite. This it the most drunk since I worked for a major agency almost five years ago and I'm not sure whether I should be proud or ashamed. Mostly, I'd just hoping I don't throw up while I make Buffalo Cauliflower Tots and other treats for Superbowl Sunday.

Not even going to try to be classy at this point - how are you all doing? The Captain just smoked and I'm drunk - we're...umm...Californians?


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