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I'd be a Kiwi. Fuzzy on the outside. Tart on the inside. I'm also delicious in a salad.

Also, this is Kiwi in a tree. Don't they look like a cluster of hairy balls?


And finally, I'd have a bird be like me. A bird that can't fly because while my dreams want to take flight, /cry, I'M ALWAYS GROUNDED BY SELF DOUBT.

And with that sentiment, I'll include a link to Nelly Furtado's song, I'm like a Bird.

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