I don't see another GD thread, and I've been wanting to drink since I got out of bed this morning, so I'll start one.

Can I just tell you that bed bugs are a goddamn scourge? I've been fighting an infestation for two months, and I gave up and called an exterminator, whose vacation home I'm chipping in for. To prep, I need to remove anything that can melt/explode at 140 F, and pull everything away from the walls at least two feet. So that's what I'm doing this weekend. Finding loose crayons, half-spent lip gloss, and batteries at the bottom of all the closets.

Anyone for shots?