Ok, so I have a huge bottle of Beringer's Zinfandel and we are watching Boys Don't Cry. I intend to get silly tonight and I will do my best to entertain myself and hopefully you guys by extension.

So what are you drinking and/or watching (or otherwise doing with yourselves)?

Update: I am feeling pretty good about myself now, and I hope you all are too. I think my condition is a necessary prescription for watching what I am seeing on TV. Either way I am really happy that you are all spending time with me and making me laugh! I know that many of your posts are not meant to be particularly funny, but alcohol gives me reasons.

My dog is licking my toes. Can dogs have a foot fetish? Did I spill something on my toes? Why is he doing that? This confuses me.