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GroupSober: Freedom Edition

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Tomorrow we will be celebrating our freedom from the UK and mourning the UK’s “freedom” from its role as Europe’s financial center.

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To many, this celebration means fireworks, burgers, potato salad, ...and beer. We all remember from childhood that the Fourth is just as exciting without being tipsy, and I invite you all to revisit that. Get in a swimsuit. Appoint yourself grill master. Make some bitchin’ deviled eggs. Offer to be DD. Bring one of the fantastic non-alcoholic beers out there and enjoy the refreshing taste of a cold beer on a hot day without slipping down that dangerous slope.

How will you all be celebrating freedom from alcohol and freedom from taxation without representation (DC residents excluded) at the same time?

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Best wishes to everyone!! Happy Summer!

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