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There's a HUGE spider stuck inside my light fixture. It keeps crawling around, trying to find its way out AND I'M SCARED SHITLESS THAT IT WILL.

You wanted to know what my fears are, Groupthinkers? THAT. THAT IS WHAT I'M AFRAID OF. A SPIDER CRAWLING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, VYING TO TEAR MY FACE OFF.

Ew. Why is this happening to me? KILL IT WITH FIRE.