Or rather... a rap. Will you be my valentine?



Hey Groupthink
Reality stinks
Why must you be imaginary
If you're real life I'd be merry


Oh, Groupthink
Please gimme a ring
I pubmed in squalor
Love you more than a baller

Yo Groupthink
You're so full of kink
Can we be in an orgy
While doing laundry

Groupthink
Plink
Mink
Sink
Rink

I'm only uploading this because- I shit you not- I spent all night deliriously working on it. In my defence: If you rap it out loud, you'll find it has a nice rhythm, so I think this is pretty good. If a table is available, you can use it as a percussion instrument, but if not (because squalor) you can use your thighs.

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