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GROUPTHINK SURVEY RESULTS! CAKE CHARTS GALORE!

There were 204 total responses all together. WOW!

Straight to the results.


Q1. Which do you prefer for romance type things?

(5 people skipped this one)

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Q2. Which animal(s) are you in any way responsible for the care of?

(16 skips, but I added 1 hedgehog because the hedgehog owner refused to answer the question)

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Other animals include:

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Q3. On which continent do you live?

(4 skips)

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I'm pretty sure the Antarctica person was lying, but who knows.


Q4. How do you identify, like, sexually?

(4 skips)

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Most common other response was Queer.


Q5. Cake or pie?

(7 skips)

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Huh.


Q6. Cats or Dogs?

(17 skips)

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So close, but sorry, Team Cat.


Q7. How would you describe your eating habits?

(4 skips)

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Other responses include: kosher, no red-meat, pescetarian, omnivore, mostly/incidentally vegetarian, "nutritionally erratic" and "PESCETARIAN AND EATER OF CHIKIN AND BACON BITS." Um.


Q8. Do you like your parents?

(6 skips)

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Q9. What alcoholic beverage, if any, do you like to drink best?

(2 skips)

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Other responses include cider, real ale, opiates, Sourz, infused spirits, and a lot of wishy-washy wine and beer type combinations.


Q10. How old are you?

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So your basic GTer is a straight, man-romancing, North American, meat- and cake-eating, wine-drinking, 20-something who likes her parents and who loves dogs but own cats. But the lovely thing about Groupthink is that if you're not any of those things, there's plenty of love for you here.

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I'll make a Google doc out of the comments soon and post it. There's some good stuff in there, but I got overwhelmed by how much there is, and I'm not sure how to deal with the information.

Thanks for playing. I'm fascinated by you.

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